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HoOmAn

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 2:05pm

Somewhere in the Indian Ocean...

From a pirate radio station:

"Pirates listen! If you need modern ships and weapons, don´t hesitate to call 666 - 6253 63 7424! First three on the phone will get 100 shots of brand new 105mm shells for free! So call now, don´t be late! This special offer persists only until February 31th! So call 666 - 6253 63 7424 immediately. Hot pirate babe Sandy will answer your calls! 666 - 6253 63 7424 - NOW!"

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 2:14pm

First call:
"Hi Sandy. I was wondering if you had a few Ticonderoga Class AEGIS Cruisers available."

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 2:52pm

Second call:
"Hi Sandy. I was wondering if you have Space Battleship Yamato?"

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 2:59pm

... So what will caller no. three ask for?

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 5:06pm

Quoted

So call 666 - 6253 63 7424 immediately. Hot pirate babe Sandy will answer your calls! 666 - 6253 63 7424 - NOW!"


Said one Indian officer to another, "Say...isn't that the secretary's number at South African Naval Intelligence?"

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 5:11pm

;o)

Ever tried that number on the keyboard of your phone to "decypher" it?

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 5:32pm

Third Caller:

"Hello Sandy. We've been hearing rumors that Harlock is operating in the Pacific again. I thought he was dead. Anyway we need to get our hands on some quality Armored Cruisers, or at least some larger cruiser guns. We've heard the Chileans are using Armored Cruisers to look for pirates, and we want to be ready fot them. Oh and if you hear about Harlock...warn us. He hate us regular pirates, he ideals of freedom and honor and all. Plus he doesn't like us flying 'his' flag. It's a Jolly Roger for Blackbeard' sake. Oh and before I go, we've been hearing another rumor about some hot woman pirate...that wouldn't be you would it, Sandy?...".

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 5:32pm

Ha! Seems like the SAE is becoming more buisiness savy than the Phillipines!

Interesting if not odd news!

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 6:35pm

Quoted

Ever tried that number on the keyboard of your phone to "decypher" it?


We all want to be rich.

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 6:43pm

Just as a matter of interest, what rate of pay do S.A.E. telephonists get for working on the 30th and 31st of February??????

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 8:01pm

Quoted

Originally posted by Red Admiral

Quoted

Ever tried that number on the keyboard of your phone to "decypher" it?


We all want to be rich.


BINGO!

*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
...

;o)

The candidate has won an inflatable washing machine!

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 8:08pm

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Originally posted by Commodore Green
Just as a matter of interest, what rate of pay do S.A.E. telephonists get for working on the 30th and 31st of February??????


Hey! Who said those are SAE telephonists?! ;o)

And didn´t you know pirates are using Black "Jolly" Jack´s calendar which has no "Thanks Giving" (you´ll never get anything for free from a pirate) and no "Mother´s Day" (for obvious reasons) but two more days in February instead? *cough cough*

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 8:52pm

Yessss......oookkkkk!

Just keep taking the tablets....ok?

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 9:10pm

Quoted

Just keep taking the tablets....ok?


*men in white coats approach* "Mr. Hooman, sir? Can you come with us, please?"

:-)

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Sunday, February 13th 2005, 10:31pm

Quoted

*men in white coats approach* "Mr. Hooman, sir? Can you come with us, please?"


Some people are missing out on the jokes I think.

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Monday, February 14th 2005, 7:35pm

AHA!!!

Proof that that the SAE is indeed involved in all this!!!

S.A.N.D.Y.
South African Navy Discount Yards

"The yards where you can build your cheap ships."

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Tuesday, February 15th 2005, 2:00am

It would explain why Harlock looks kind of Germanic.